Borrowed Meme

I SAID: all sorts of things I couldn't possibly stick by forever.

I WANT: a man who can alternately call me 'darling' when he makes love to me, and 'slut' when he fucks me.

I WISH: I had joined the Woodsmen's Team in college.

I HATE: catapillers.

I MISS: my mother.

I FEAR: George W. Bush

I HEAR: my mother's laugh or inflection coming from my own mouth sometimes.

I WONDER: what the fuck I'll do within the next year.

I REGRET: not hiding better so that her boyfriend wouldn't interrupt us on the beach.

I AM NOT: stupid, easy-going, even-tempered, or meek.

I DANCE: better when we've all had more to drink.

I SING: badly but that doesn't stop me.

I CRY: when large groups sing.

I AM NOT ALWAYS: so goddamm gorgeous, but pretty often I am.

I MADE: a baby come out of my twat once. Don't fuck with me.

I WRITE: here because it is one of the few places I feel uncensored by anyone's opinion.

I CONFUSE: lie and lay.

I NEED: cheese.

I SHOULD: make plans to leave within a year's time.

I START: the day wishing for more sleep.

I FINISH: the day wishing for more out of life.

I TAG: you.