A Confession.
It's happening again.
The sinking stomach.
The clenched teeth.
The whine in my head.
Do Me Queen is here again.
Only this time, it's electronic.
I want every reader to like me best.
I want every blogger to want me most.
I don't want my readers commenting elsewhere.
Certainly not flirting!
My gut rises every time I read about two blogger friends talking without me.
What is that?
For one, I barely have time to blog daily and check out my favorites. How in the hell could I constantly email or IM?
And gosh, could I just be a little less insecure please? I mean really.
Here's that whole self-esteem issue my therapist and I talk about.
So you know what? All of you can have your friendships and chats and other blog loves. I'll be all zen about it. I'm going to chill the fuck out and say hey! glad you're connecting out there.
Just like me best, 'kay?
16 Comments:
are you currently nekkid?
if so, I currently like you best. ;)
Can I be thinking of you while doing others? Does that help?
Dzer: Then you like me best.
Shon: It helps if there's a lot of hair tugging and spanking going on.
lol, what blog is this? I am too hungover to remember. Plus, considering the scratches and torn flesh on my flanks, I think I had sex with a mountain lion last night, or maybe a succubus, or the 5'11" blonde woman.
Funny, I understand where you're coming from. That's another reason I don't write a blog - the competiveness of being popular, and funny, and sexy. Whew too much for me. I'll slip quietly back into the comments.
I read you every day. I turn on the internet and I need to read you.
Thats the truth.
What if the other blogger and I are talking about doing it with you?
Would that be a bad thing?
:D
Wry,
I have always liked you best....
I get a tremendous kick out of your writing.
I look forward to the next photo of your naked flesh, and I honestly hope that you find the happiness you are seeking...and, oh, yes, I would like to take you as my lover, if you should find yourself free. Sadly, I do not think that you like me best. Nevertheless, you are the only one to whom I offer my comments. Did I mention that I would like to spank you?
Are you still avoiding booze, and if so, how is it going?
I wish you would publish an email address.
Daytripper
Just speaking for myself, we're always talking about you when we're off talking on other blogs. Blog for yourself beautiful and no one else, that's the only way to keep your sanity.
Hmm . . well . . . I'll comment on other blogs, but I'll try not to enjoy it TOO much.
Anon: I don't know what you did, but it sounds intriguing. Tell all!
Rosie: But sometimes it hard to be brilliant in a short comment! Thanks for listening.
Anon: Wow. You certainly have enough out there to choose from so I'm flattered.
AAG: Only if you don't copy me on the transcript!
Day: You are the most loyal, for sure. Sobriety is sucky but useful, thanks for asking.
PM: I *won't* be ignored. ;)
Art: Yeah, my crazy therapist says I should also like myself regardless of other people. Clearly you know her and you are both crazy fuckers. ;)
Lenora: Now that's the spirit! See everyone? That's all a (Wry)Girl wants!
The memory is fuzzy, whatever it was might still be in the house. Maybe there is more than one of them...hmmmm...I better drink fluids before heading home. Wooohoooo
Not only do I know her, but we're doin' it! :)
Actually, I do like you best. You seem to be a woman who has many of the same issues in her marriage that I have in mine. I love to read it from a woman's perspective, and I love to root for your success.
Extending hand to give yours a kiss... wondering if you're open to flirtation from another bored, sexually starved married man.
aDICKt
Just a quick FYI...as I posted the other day I am on a mission to update my links and clean out my mile long favorites list! I have finaly linked you :) Proof, of you ever growning popularity :)
Thanks for the great blog! I enjoy it a lot :)
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