Bad Verse.
O Home Depot Kid,
who loads my mulch
hot in the midday sun.
O Home Depot Kid,
why don't you lifeguard,
graduate from college?
O Home Depot Kid,
the last wasted hour
can't find the plywood guy.
O Home Depot Kid,
why can I never find a fucking salesman anywhere much less one who knows what the fuck he's talking about in this God-forsaken store amid all the crap?
But you almost make it worth it.
3 Comments:
Come on, it's not THAT bad. I'm just trying to figure out if "loads my mulch" was a double entendre. I could definitely make one out of it.
Yes. Yes it is that bad.
LMFAO! I loved the Bad Verse. Nicely done!
Joe
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