Role-Play.

You are the Upstart Competitor; I am the Boss's Daughter.

You are the Lawn Boy; I am the Desperate Housewife.

You are the #1 Ski Instructor; I am Fiesty #2.

You are the Science Teacher; I am the Virgin Ninth Grader.

You are Anakin; I am Amadala.

You are Darth Vader; I am Amadala.

You are Chewbacca; I am an Ewok.

I am a World-Renowned Concert Violinist; You are the Lost Romanian Lover.

I am the Sassy Saloon Owner; You are the Stern but Fair Marshall.

You are a Mexican Apple Thief; I am the Amish Farmer's Daughter.

You are the Rock Star; I am the Groupie.

You are the Pastor; I am One of the Flock.

I am the Bartender; You are the Big Spender.

You are the Millionaire; I am the High-Priced Call Girl.

You are the Sailor; I am the Nurse.

You are the Sailor; I am the Sailor.

I am the Blind Virgin; You are the Midnight Intruder.

You are the Dyslexic Mime; I am the Alcoholic Clown.

You are the Autistic Gardener; I am the Blowsy Heiress.

You are a Demonic Robot; I am Julie Christie.

You are a Robot; I am a Monkey.

You are a Monkey; I am a Monkey.

You are an Animal; I am an Animal.

Let's role-play.