Thread the Needle.
Walking up to change my son's diaper.
Boy: "You need a penis."
Me: "No I don't need a penis."
Oh wait, that's not right. It's laughably wrong.
Me: "Well I don't need to have a penis."
Hmmmm still not true.
Me: "OK! I don't need to own a penis."
Glad we got that cleared up.
3 Comments:
LOL . . . this is why I'm dreading the REALLY strange conversations of the teenage years.
Very nice.
XO
Yes, I know, adding hormones to the mix will certainly shake things up!
I got one you can lease as needed ;)
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