• Wednesday, August 30, 2006

    Still Curious?

    You may be pushing into mid-life, but you're still curious, right? Still a schoolboy at heart? It started with smashing bugs and berries on a rock to see what would come out. You threw rocks at things to see how they'd break. You read the World Book and medical books to see what it's all made of, from a star to a face. Maybe National Geographic nekkid ladies confused or even scared you.

    Then they didn't. Things took a turn. There was a moment when you touched yourself the right way, and oh my God something came out. You could do this new thing. Here was a new world. Curiousity again: what did it taste like? could you do it underwater? what worked quickest? did everyone do it? how much could you do it before hurting yourself?

    You've graduated from that. Barely. You still have a schoolboy's amazement that you get to do this thing with your body. And often someone else wants to do it with you or to you or for you. They like it just as much as you do! Unbelievable!

    Here's my offer to the schoolboy in you. Here I am in front of you. On the table are five toys of different size. Lube. Ice cream. Oil. And I tell you 'You can put anything you want wherever you want.' Anything on the table and any part of your body into any part of me.

    Just to see what happens.

    14 Comments:

    At 2:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I'd say lets dance and take this private...TheGoat

     
    At 2:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I'm new to this blog and to you, so I'll stick to basics -- you on the table next to the toys and the lube, your panties next to you, my tongue in your pussy. Would that work? -- Tom

     
    At 2:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    wry,
    I accept your challenge.
    You sound much better today. Hope so.
    -Daytripper

     
    At 3:44 PM, Blogger Dirty Secret Boy said...

    How did you know I read the World Book when I was a kid?? Freaky!

    I would have to take advantage of that offer by doing the following:

    I ask, no TELL, you to lie down on your back after choosing your favorite toy. Use that toy to slowly build yourself to climax while I straddle your face and feed my cock into your mouth so I can watch you hungrily suck me off while you cum.

    Then I'm curious about what happens next...

     
    At 5:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    What lucky lover(s) you have. Yum.

     
    At 8:29 PM, Blogger WryGirl said...

    Oh come on, what happened to the schoolboy part, guys? When you'd put a quarter in your ear or a lego in your nose? How many ____ can you fit in the ______?

     
    At 10:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Put the dildo in your ass while I eat the ice cream and you suck on my cock and eventually you get the prize down your throat. I will then feed you some ice cream to wash it down with. Sound good?

     
    At 4:43 AM, Blogger DZER said...

    oooh ... this is like a hot sexual fantasy Mad-Libs!!

    I take the _______ and slowly push it into your __________ and then I _________ which makes you ________ and then we both __________ until we ______.

    Heh

     
    At 8:25 AM, Blogger WryGirl said...

    You all should take a cue from anonymous down there at the end.

     
    At 9:01 AM, Blogger Supercock said...

    Wow, quite the challenge. I think I would start by dripping icecream on your nipples the sucking and licking it off, the cold and hot sensations starting your juices flowing.

    I would then take one of the toys, a plain glass dildo and using the lube, slide it slowly and deliciously into your ass, at the same time sliding my tongue into your pussy to taste you.

    Taking another toy, bigger than you are used to, and sliding it into your pussy, and setting it to a low vibrate (simmer if you will), whilst I slid my hard cock between your lips. All three holes filled with something hard.

    How's that for a start..happy to go into more detail if you would like :-)

     
    At 1:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Well, okay, since you asked, I can't stand idly by.

    I'm not going to list everything I'd do, because I don't know yet. I'd have to be there. It'd be very spontaneous, all about trial-and-error. Like playing doctor. I'd lay you out on the table. Circle around you. I'd do whatever came into my head. First this, then that. Put one thing inside you, and then another. Two things at a time, in different places. Have you turn over or open your legs. Put a finger inside you and hold it there, taking your temperature, just seeing what it felt like inside you.

    Maybe I'd put ice cream up your ass. It'd be cold, I bet.

    Because I am, after all, a boy, eventually I'd want to see what would be the biggest thing I could get inside of you. (We can't help but be fascinated by things like this: the Sears Tower, the Hindenburg, John Holmes.) How much you could accomodate in your pussy, then your ass. I wouldn't orchestrate some elaborate buildup to orgasm. If I got too excited from doing things to you eventually I'd stick my penis inside you. Once I did that I'd probably have to try it in everywhere for fit, for feel. Maybe I'd come on you. I'd want to watch carefully to see how you reacted to one thing and another. Maybe I'd ask you how it felt. Not out of wanting to pleasure you or make you come as clinical interest.

    It wouldn't be about you. Not this time.

    -Mired Kiter

     
    At 12:22 AM, Blogger WryGirl said...

    Mired Kiter: You are boyest boy here. Come over her and give Teacher an apple.

     
    At 9:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    W.G.:

    I'm thrilled. I'm picturing this apple ceremony as looking somewhat like the roast-pig-on-a-platter presentation--you trussed up, ankles-to-wrists, on your stomach on a tabletop with the apple placed fetchingly in your mouth. Naked probably goes without saying.

    -M.K.

     
    At 6:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I'd take hours to tease you and bring you close to cumming, only to back off, faster and faster it'd come and in the end you'd beg for release and I'd help you

     

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