A Word to the Wise.

Ok so say you're all set up with your two vibes, the demure purple one and Big Pink Rabbit. You're humming merrily along with the purple one and using the other one Luddite-fashion as a dildo. The fantasy vascillates between getting felt down in the back of driver's ed class, and getting felt down in the back of your parent's car as you motor along (yes, a brother/sister scenerio that is so taboo that it turns the corner from sick all the way back to hot). Anyway, you think Hey let's do some ass play. This means (usually) taking the purple vibe off the clit and moving it to the backyard, then turning on the Big Pink so that the rabbit ears work the now-deprived clit. Ha ha, la la, merrily we go along.

Except.

Except if you've raided the vibrator battery stash because you didn't have enough for the flashlights you took on your camping trip last weekend. Said batteries are somewhere else, probably duds because your toddler child played flashlight tag for two hours. So you can't get Big Pink going and the clit will get nothing. And not like it, I can tell you that.

So what will you do? Aaah. Ok. Maybe we'll just keep the purple guy where it is on the clit, and turn ol' Pink around backwards so that the rabbit ears do the ass play. Right ok, why wouldn't that work?

Uh, hello. Like, those are pointed rabbit ears, shitneck. That does not work. Ow. Ow ow ow. Stop now.

Oh for fuck's sake, use your wet finger. See how easy that is? So simple it's genius.

Let that be a lesson to you, my friend.