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My son and I are having this total love affair these days. He wants to kiss and hug again and again. We're all lovey-dovey. "Mommy . . . I love you" volunteered just because. Considering he's 3.5, I better enjoy it while I can.
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Is it gross to hear my husband flush the toilet while using the electric toothbrush? Is this a guy thing -- brushing and peeing at the same time? Ick. This is also a man who tries to justify not washing his hands after using the bathroom because he 'only uses two fingers to hold himself, and they don't get peed on!' Just watch, the next guy I date will be some hypochondriac hand-washing OCD stockbroker.
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God, I miss kissing. There's the first contact, lips touching, and then the inevitable pull toward each other as it deepens. . .you grab his coat lapel, he cups the side of your face. . . and then you both tighten your grip. You can hear him lightly groan, and he hears you gasp or an escaped whimper. You alternately think 'Oh I could do this forever' and 'Please O please fuck me soon.'
That is, if the kiss is any good.
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I always wondered about the washing your hands after urn8ing.
I always wash my hands BEFORE. I mean my hands have surely been many places I wouldn't rub my dick. I wouldn't rub my dick on any door handle, I wouldn't allow the folks I shake hands with (for the most part) to handle my dick, so why would I touch my dick after doing these things??
I contend that my dick is probably one of the cleanest parts of my body, so why wash my hands AFTER p'in? I mean you would have to be damn clumsy to piss on your hand I'm thinking.
Anyway thats just the take of a thinker
js
most men are multi-tasking fools ... I'm betting he also had a Q-Tip in at least one ear at the same time ...
No, brushing and peeing is NOT a general guy thing. I can barely handle doing each one individually and often make a mess while doing either, so I wouldn't dare risk both. Although I suppose brushing over the toilet would eliminate the risk of the cat grabbing the brush as I'm putting the toothpaste on it.
I have got to agree with jsull...you should wash your hands before touching yourself...especially here in NYC...riding the subways,etc. never know what you going to pick up...
If my hands are really grimy I'll wash before peeing. Otherwise, it's just 'go' time. If using a regular toilet, washing after can be optional, but if using a stand up urinal, ya gotta wash. Even being careful, it's impossible to avoid the tiny little back spatters from the splashing (TMI much?). That stuff has GOT to go.
Also - brushing and peeing? Not me, but I wouldn't want to switch hands half way through.
I brush my teeth while I use the bathroom, but I sit down to pee.
(OK, I'm just kidding)
us well blessed sonsabitches pee with no hands so i can wipe my ass and brush at the same time. why wash then?
us well blessed sonsabitches pee with no hands so i can wipe my ass and brush at the same time. why wash then?
haha Reading this all I could think of is one of my guy friends who I've seen pee a zillion times and he never uses his hands... well, save for taking it out and putting it away.
Seriously though, depending on where you've been/been doing, washing before and after might be something to think of.
Now the kissing bit... *sigh*
That last one reminded me of a moment, a long time ago . . . it was cold, but sunny . . . her cheeks were red from the wind, but she looked warm inside her coat . . . the thought occurred to me to grasp those lapels, and pull her in to me, for a long, slow, soft kiss . . . but I didn't.
Damn.
XO
Kisses are a great beginning. Yet I am still waiting to experience a great kisser. Soon...I hope
It's entirely possible, as mentioned before, to pee without touching anything. I do it all the time.
As for kissing... find someone already!
I miss kissing too.
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