• Tuesday, January 23, 2007

    The New Plan.

    So I was at retail work tonight doing some such mindless thing when I had an epiphany:

    I can date women.

    That's me: the celibate lesbian.

    My God, it has to be easier, right?

    Oh wait. Eleven million male bloggers say otherwise.

    11 Comments:

    At 12:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Hey, that sounds a little bit more like the old wrygirl we all know and love!
    Feeling a little better tonight, are we?
    I just found out my daughter has been getting a little girl on girl time in, even with a boyfriend in the picture, so why not you?
    The world is your oyster, or something like that. Eat up!
    Change is good for the soul.

     
    At 9:51 AM, Blogger JUnderCovers said...

    Except you have an advantage those 11 million male bloggers don't have--you're not a man. ;)

     
    At 11:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I'll just set up some lights and work the camera. Don't mind me.

     
    At 11:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Whoa, whoa . . . let's not get crazy, now, lol. It's a big step to switch teams, and I've always thought you were very happy to play with the other teams' equipment.

    XO

     
    At 1:28 PM, Blogger What the Chuck said...

    Hi WG,

    I always liked dating women. I could never understand what they saw in us big, stinky guys that couldn't be replaced with a strap-on.

    I was always merely thankful that beautiful women would fuck ugly guys.

    xoxo

    Chuck

     
    At 1:28 PM, Blogger What the Chuck said...

    Hi WG,

    I always liked dating women. I could never understand what they saw in us big, stinky guys that couldn't be replaced with a strap-on.

    I was always merely thankful that beautiful women would fuck ugly guys.

    xoxo

    Chuck

     
    At 1:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    heh

     
    At 2:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Must have been my over-eager come on in yesterday's comment that convinced you to switch teams... God, I hope not. Offer still stands if you're interested. Of course if you've moved over to the other side of the line - well, what can I say?

     
    At 6:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Just checking in, and seeing that touch actually made it to a blog title... Thank you...but without being acted upon. Reminder: get some touch.

    And then wanting your friends to stop by, to shoulder some of this from you, without being asked.

    Ask. They are likely so afraid of doing the wrong thing that they are doing nothing, lest they upset what they see as a precarious applecart.

    Risk something. Put yourself out there with people whom you know you can trust...be vulnerable enough to let them help you.

    And if you take a risk, there's at least person here in Hartford who will listen, and bring bourbon.

     
    At 11:20 PM, Blogger ArtfulDodger said...

    Boobie.

     
    At 11:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

    haha I've had that thought as well... then I thought about what my female friends are like and changed my mind.

     

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